"Just think! in marriage there is one person that is contractually obligated to like you!" -Dan
"Dear Parents, we are going to be gone for the next two weeks on a service project. We will be fighting the drug dealers in Mexico in hand to hand combat." -Dan
"Whats the ACL?" "umm...American Confederation of loove!" -Eric
"You should just hit him with your car! forced happiness right there!!" -Jake
"Daaang! Lets just stay here and create our own tribe!" -Ben
"Barack Obama was born in Hawaii" "WAIT! I thought you had to be born in the US to be president!" -Bonnie
"Hey I'm a liar; I like your dress!" -Dan
"If I'm going to be a street sweeper I'm going to be the best sweet streeper ever!!" -Hailey
"You know historical records of hotness are not kept..." -Dan
"Jake, do you know how fast I want to kill you?! Not fast at all...very slowly actually." -Jameson
"I don't care if he's going to dissect me! I liike him!" -Ashley
"We gave Japan a biig present at the end of WWII..."
"Russia?!" -Bonnie
"Hitler, I LOVE you!" -Hailey
"I found a BIG flaw in our court system: you're not under oath when you take the oath!!" -Jameson
"What happens if one immovable object..." "hits another immovable object? that's impossible!" Jake/Jameson
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hahahaha.... hailey, these really make me wish that i would have been there. i wish i could have discretely filmed some of your classes or something! i love the wit. all of it.
hahaha... Good memories. :)
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